When I was getting into my '88 Buick Electra, I overheard Maria Lopez ask my friend Spider-Man to appear on her program. What does he have that I do not have, that makes the media swoon? Is it the full-body costume? I tried that and was arrested because they suspected I was a terrorist. Is it the super-powers? You don't need powers to be a super-hero, you just need some gumption. My only guess is that Maria Lopez has some sort of sinister plan in store for my web-slinging friend. I shall follow him to make sure he doesn't get into any trouble. If he does, I'll be right there to bail my new pal out! I will jot down updates as time permits.
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