Friday, February 2, 2007

Eep

Dear Journal,

I am hiding behind my car right now because I am really freaking scared. Maria Lopez has convinced my buddy Spidey to appear on her talk show, I guess, and I hope he fares better with that tramp than I did. I am scared because at one point during their conversation Spidey picked up a newspaper and tore it right in half. Something must have angered him something fierce, but that's no call to tear up a newspaper and proceed to toss the remains on the ground. I plan on picking up the pieces of paper and putting them in the nearest trash can.

Right after Spider-Man leaves...

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